I've got a ... dwarf... and I'm not afraid to use him! I want some questions, now!
Victor Van Dort
Play dead...oh, sorry.
Victor Van Dort
With this hand, I will cup your...oh, goodness, no!
Victor Van Dort
Hopscotch.
Emily
He's not my boyfriend, he's my husband!
Emily
You may kiss the bride!
Emily
I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how...beautiful the moonlight is.
Emily
You kept your promise. You set me free. Now I can do the same for you.
Emily
I was a bride. My dreams were taken from me. But now - now I've stolen them from someone else. I love you, Victor, but you're not mine.
Emily
There's an eye in me soup.
Finis Everglot
Fetch me musket!
Finis Everglot
Will the mortification never cease? It will be YEARS before we can show ourselves in public again!
Maudeline Everglot
What impropriety is this?!
Maudeline Everglot
Three steps, THREE! Can you not COUNT?!
Pastor Galswells
Let's try it AGAIN, shall we, Master Van Dort?
Pastor Galswells